Woohoo! Look at me!

I’m the tallest Doggo around!
–Xena
Woohoo! Look at me!

I’m the tallest Doggo around!
–Xena
I am loafing and I am pondering on Feline things…

…too deep and too complex for Human comprehension.
–Phelps
I am nothing but a stone, a harmless, unobtrusive grey stone.

Look, my stone eyes are even closed! Nothing threatening here, Birdie friends.
–Luna
A Great Guard Dog is always alert…

…and ready to bark, growl, howl, woof, and/or wag as necessary…

…unless she’s on break.
–Stella
It’s still a bit nippy out, but very soon…

…it will be Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club weather.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
When you are a Void, it behooves you to seek out other Voids…

…so that you can become, if not a Super Void, at least a Double Void.
–Hope and Roland, Guest Contributors
It’s never a bad idea…

…to extend one’s snooze.
–Sunny
I know that you are working hard, Human Mommy, doing whatever you do with your clickety-clackety typing.

Take a much needed pause for both our sakes to admire my exquisite paws.
–Twyla, Guest Contributor
The other Guard Dogs are on break, so it’s up to me to protect the Homestead.

I’ve got this. I am a Warrior Princess, after all.
–Xena
The Woofies believe that Human Daddy made the windowseat for them.

The Woofies are mistaken.
–Lily, Phelps, and Luna