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Are you still a loaf if you let your tail drape?

Asking for a friend.

—Apollo

I was planning on a nap but the furs on the back of my neck are standing up the way they sometimes do when there’s an imminent threat.

I hope I don’t get pounced on by the bouncy, pouncy little Meowie who isn’t even so little anymore.

—Cosmo

Don’t be greedy!

Sun puddles always feel best when you share them.

—Sunny and Xena

No, I’m not “up” to anything, Human Mommy. Why do you always assume the worst?

Can’t a Kitten with advanced computer skills just hang out innocently next to your laptop?

Speaking of, can you open your laptop?

I’m a whiz at Python, but I lack opposable thumbs.

—Apollo

I have an important question, Human Mommy.

Is lunch happening today?

—Cosmo

I’m in my lanky phase…

…and I’ve got legs for days.

—Apollo

Sometimes you may forget to charge your beloved Doggo.

That’s okay…

Nothing a generous handful of treats or the offer of a walk can’t fix!

—Stella

As an Elder Cat, it’s hugely disappointing when your Humans fail to follow your silent, telepathic commands.

You’d think the Humans would be fully trained by now, but, alas, you sometimes still have to meow and/or swipe at them to get them to do what you ordered them to do ages ago.

—Phoebe, Guest Contributor

Want to demonstrate peak performance in bouncing and pouncing in the wee hours of the morning?

Don’t forget to get your snooze on during the day.

—Apollo

I am great at loafing, but sometimes I pull off a truly exemplary Loaf.

This is one such Exemplary Loaf. Feel free to admire me.

—Darth Vader