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Sometimes, I ponder things, like whether I could become even cuter.

I don’t think so, but maybe I should try to develop my cuteness even further.

—Xena

My head, whiskers, and pointy ears are completely covered by the branches of the evergreen, my paws are tucked, and my tail is tightly wound.

There is nothing to distinguish me from a harmless stone and therefore nothing to discourage plump, playful Birdies from perching on me or on branches in my vicinity.

—Luna

Human Daddy, you appear to have left your quiche crust. You know that Human Mommy may take this as a criticism of her quiche-making skills.

Please, let us help.

—Cosmo and Sunny

It’s getting so chilly that the Humans tried out the furnace this morning…

…yet there is still an AC obstructing our Birdie TV.

Remove it NOW!

—Amber and Lily

Sure, naps with Meowie Nap Buddies are lovely in a platonic sort of way…

…but nothing beats a nap session with my main squeeze Stella, especially when she snuggles her gorgeous muzzle against my tail area.

—Sunny

Lily’s the chillest Meowie and I’m the chillest Doggo*…

…so it makes sense that we’re nap buddies.

—Sunny

*Except for during thunderstorms. Then I am not chill at all.

Xena sometimes complains about performing her Guard Dog duties solo, but she’s never really alone.

I always keep an eye on her and am ready to deploy as backup at a moment’s notice.

—Cosmo

The perfect curl is equal parts art and science…

…and requires years of practice to execute.

—Phelps

What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to check something on your work computer on the weekend?

No.

—Amber

What do you mean I seem different from the other stones, Birdies?

Are you guys geologists now?

—Luna