I am a most discerning judge of character.

I judge my friend Sunny to be the best of all the Woofies.
–Phelps
I am a most discerning judge of character.

I judge my friend Sunny to be the best of all the Woofies.
–Phelps
No matter how busy you get…

…never forget to give your Human Daddy plenty of kisses.
–Cosmo
I hear many places got snow today but I did not.

I am most disappointed.
–Cosmo
The crackly fire Human Daddy built for me is just lovely…

…as befits the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.
–Phelps
It’s Friday and you know what that means…

Celebratory Tummy Rub!
–Sunny
Sometimes I pick the middle cave and sometimes an outer cave.

It all depends on my mood.
–Luna
Sometimes I prefer an outer cave but other times I like to be right in the middle.

All the caves are mine, after all.
–Luna
I’m a Glamour Puss.

I’ll happily own that title.
–Lily
On the weekends, the Humans sometimes eat a bit on the late side.

It can make it difficult to ascertain when the time for hoping for lunch has truly passed and when I should refocus my hopes on dinner.
–Cosmo
I understand your need for a midday nap, Human Mommy, but…

…surely that’s no reason to displace me, Mr. Spaghetti Legs.
–Finnegan