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Behold a perfect pair of tuxedoed gentlemen…

…at repose in the buttery sun.

–Cosmo and Phelps

If we Cats look at you in an inquisitive manner, it is rarely because we are interested in what you are doing, Humans.*

It is more often because we are wondering why you are not doing more for us.

–Luna

*Exceptions apply, such as when you’re in the kitchen or doing something genuinely interesting to us Cats such as sewing or knitting.

Occasionally a very handsome Doggo stops by for a visit in the bathroom door.

I usually bark at other Dogs, but not at him. He strikes me as a stand-up guy.

–Cosmo

It is always darkest before the dawn…

…and on Darth’s side of the bed, no matter the hour.

–Finnegan

Human Mommy, you and I both know that you have left this clean laundry unprocessed in this bin for a very, very long time.

Now, after I have claimed this cozy spot as my new bed, you suddenly need to fold stuff?!

Nope. Not gonna happen.

–Lily

The Lion King is an exceptionally active Feline…

…except when he’s not.

–Finnegan

Surely you don’t mean to sit here, Human Mommy.

As you can see, I am here and I don’t intend to move.

–Stella

It looks like you are enjoying a meal from Chick-Fil-A, Humans. You know who else enjoys Chick-Fil-A?

Me! I LOVE Chick-Fil-A!

–Cosmo

Another Cat has been on my tree!

How did you let that happen, Humans?!

–Amber

Humans, when you are making a sandwich, be careful to grab the loaf of bread…

…and not the loaf of House Panther.

–Darth Vader