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The wily Purr Pop is no match…

…for me, the Mighty Huntress!

—Luna, Guest Contributor

Cosmo is an impressively sized Woofie and he sports his bespoke tux just so!

I do hope I grow into my own tux so that I can become an equally impressive Cat!

—Apollo

Your leg, you say, Human Mommy? No, it is not yours and has not been since we claimed you as our Human.

You really should review the small print in the contract you signed…

Now kindly refrain from moving our leg-shaped cushion. It is nap time.

—Ozzy and Twyla, Guest Contributors

I am both the Elder Cat and reigning Cat King.

As befits my status, I sometimes choose to look down upon my kingdom from the highest perch on the tallest Cat Tree.

—Darth Vader

Oh my Paws! What a perfectly sized Egg.

I’m ever so pleased to install myself as the Kitten yolk.

—Apollo

It’s important to switch up your routine from time to time to keep things fresh.

For example, today I decided to take my early afternoon nap on the shorter downstairs Cat Tree instead of one of the dining room chairs.

Even small changes can be exhausting, so I’ll add an extra hour or two to my snooze.

—Lily

To those who say I’m not a Lap Dog…

…I strongly disagree.

—Cosmo

I’ve got a hugely busy schedule between all the bouncing, pouncing, supervising, and Guard Catting I pack into a day.

Good thing Xena’s stepped up to be my personal trainer so that I remain in tip-top form.

—Apollo

Good thing Xena recruited me for the night watch!

Xena’s got a great Sniffer, but I can see in the dark much better than she can!

—Apollo

Upside-down is not simply a position.

It’s a lifestyle.

—Darth Vader