Justice

The Crime: Aggravated Laceration of Human Forehead during Rambunctious Round of Zoomies/Tail Chase

The Alleged Criminal:

Mitigating Factors: The alleged criminal was bored and Human Mommy should have known better than to take a nap in a location where a round of rambunctious zoomies/tail chase could and did occur.

The Verdict: Not Guilty by Reason of Cuteness

—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice

Better View

Human Daddy thought that I could get a better view in the Private, Members-Only, Cat and Woofie Club if I were up higher, so he brought my new Cat Tree out for me.

A black and white kitten sits on top of a cat tree and looks out of a screened porch.

Human Daddy’s right that the view is better from up high, but it would be better still if he’d just open the door so that I can ROAM.

—Apollo

Chin Rest

Yes, I am serving as Stella’s Chin Rest.

No, I do not plan on making my Chin Rest services available to all the Woofies.

A large black cat and a large black dog lay together on a sofa.  The dog is positioned behind the cat and rests her muzzle on his flank.

This is a special situation as Stella is my Co-Void and her muzzle feels like a warm, weighted blanket on my flank.

—Darth Vader