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Oh, must you use the flash, Human Mommy?!

The deepest, darkest shadow is obviously me.

Illumination destroys the ambiance.

–Darth Vader

3 out of 4 Doggoes are on the bed.

1 of 3 Doggoes is facing the pillows. 2 of 3 Doggoes are facing the foot of the bed.

Little Xena is the Margin of Error, since we don’t know which way she’s facing.

(See?! We told you we could do your job, Human Mommy.)

–Sunny, Stella, and Cosmo

Do I want to come in or stay out?

Ultimately, it depends on the snack situation.

–Phelps

This is no longer a chair.

Now it is a throne because I have installed my Royal Self upon it.

–Lily

Why are you panting like that, Sunny? Did you overdo it on Zoomies or something?

No, Xena, I’m actually hyperventilating. There’s a thunderstorm and I really, REALLY don’t like that!

–Xena and Sunny

Sometimes the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest, and Whitest Boss Cat allows a Junior Cat to occupy the highest platform of the Most Sacred Cat Tree.

Make no mistake, though. The Bestest, Highest platform is still mine.

–Phelps

You are working on spreadsheets on a Saturday, Human Mommy.

Could you be more pathetic?

–Lily

Napping is serious business.

Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.

–Amber

Especially with summer drawing to a close…

…basking in buttery sun puddles is more important than ever.

–Amber

You worked hard, Human Mommy, doing whatever you do with your clickety-clackety typing.

Time to relax.

–Lily