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Despite what the Woofies and Humans may think, we Stair Toll Collectors do not discriminate.

The Toll applies to everyone, Woofies, Humans, and Cats included.

–Amber

All Tummy Rubs are good.

Friday Tummy Rubs are the BEST Tummy Rubs.

–Sunny

Human Mommy, are you trying to take yet another unauthorized photograph of the Lion King?

I’m about to call Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club security on you…

But, first, please do your best to get a good angle.

–Finnegan

There’s no better place for a siesta…

…than on Human Daddy’s pillow.

–Sunny

I’m a short-haired Dog but…

…my paws have an impressive cushion of fluff.

–Sunny

Lounging…

…like this…

…is not most definitely not…

…for amateurs.

–Phelps

Ha ha! That joke about Meowies was hysterical!

Tell it again, Human Daddy!

–Xena

I see you, Human Mommy, approaching me with a brush.

Back away now if you know what’s good for you.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Friday is supposed to be a good day, but today Human Daddy gave me a BATH.

Today was a terrible day.

–Cosmo

It can be good to have a lively conversation with your friend…

…but sometimes it’s better just to chill.

–Darth Vader and Stella