You are working, Human Mommy, and I am watching you work.

You are boring me.
–Amber
You are working, Human Mommy, and I am watching you work.

You are boring me.
–Amber
What lovely weather for a snooze…

…next to the screen door.
–Finnegan and Cosmo
I love you, Human Daddy…

…more than Woofs can say.
–Cosmo
Papa Cosmo, I heard a bad rumor that tomorrow is Monday!

I heard the same rumor, Little Xena, but don’t fret. Like the Meowies, we Doggoes are not beholden to the days of the week!
–Xena and Cosmo
The Little Woofie is trying to upstage me, the Glorious House Panther.

Fortunately, I am un-upstageable.
Purrs, DV
Yes, I am magnificent.

I cannot be otherwise.
–Darth Vader
Sure, it’s not Friday yet but it is Friday Eve.

It’s perfectly appropriate to start chilling!
–Sunny
The Humans think dinnertime starts around 6 or 7. The Humans are wrong.

For me, dinnertime starts about 30 seconds after the conclusion of breakfast.
It’s a long wait for food.
–Cosmo
It’s quite all right to flaunt your lovely paws but don’t show too much.

Three out of four paws are classy.
Keep that fourth paw, and its lovely toe beans, tucked away for later.
–Luna
I much prefer the Chicken…

…but a swig of chilled beer would be better than nothing.
–Cosmo