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What’s that, Human Mommy? No, I am not just relaxing.

Relaxation such as this requires innate talent and years of practice.

–Lily

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat is busy this Monday running his various businesses and subsidiairies from his office chair.

Sit elsewhere, Human Mommy.

–Phelps

Black, amorphous blob or discombobulated House Panther?

Does it matter?

Either way, the pillows are mine.

–Darth Vader

Sometimes, I need a little help…

…to get a good view out the front window.

–Xena

I think I may have mentioned this before, Humans, but I sure could use a bigger bench, both longer and wider.

A bigger, thicker cushion would be a nice add-on.

–Cosmo

Just like Tuesday, Thursday starts with a “T.”

Therefore, it’s high time for a Tummy Rub!

–Sunny

When work gets stressful, sometimes the best thing you can do…

…is to take a day off.

–Sunny

Did your Human Daddy recently trot off to the store only to forget your kibble?!

Door Dash is your best bet.

–Darth Vader

Human Mommy binges Netflix.

I binge Bird TV.

My shows are better.

–Lily

Ever wake up from a lovely Sunday snooze, in which you dreamt of catching Squirrels and batting Meowie tails with no fear of recrimination…

…only to find yourself outnumbered?

–Xena