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Hello Rope Dragon! I will nibble on you or maybe even slay you.

I haven’t quite decided yet.

—Apollo

Occasionally, your Human Employees may try to overdo it at work.

As their Cat Manager, you must put a stop to this.

—Apollo

This cardboard box lid is most excellent, Humans.

I trust that you will not make the mistake of placing it in the recycling bin.

—Lily

Stella and I are seriously considering joining our forces as a Super Void.

Absorbing even an iota of the bouncy, pouncy Kitten’s energy would benefit the entire homestead, if not the universe.

—Darth Vader

What do you mean there’s nothing in this bag for me, Human Mommy?

No tuna, no chicken, no chilled, fresh cream, no NOTHING?!

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

—Louie, Guest Contributor

Are you plotting world domination again, Apollo, or are you just planning your next pounce on my feet?

Why can’t I be doing both, Human Mommy?

—Apollo

I think you have potential as a Guard Meowie, Little Apollo, but you’ve got to speak up.

It’s our job to tell the intruding Squirrels who’s in charge!

—Xena

Papa Cosmo! I think I see something outside the window. Should we go investigate?

You go along, Little Xena. I’m sure you can handle whatever it is.

I, on the other paw, am overdue for a much needed nap.

—Xena and Cosmo

I’ll never understand what Humans have against Monday.

It’s as good a day as any for a cozy basket snooze.

—Lily

If Xena keeps an eye on the Squirrels, and I keep my gaze fixed on the general direction of the kitchen…

…we’ve got all our bases covered.

—Sunny