I am a Fancy Cat, sitting on my pristine carpet, beneath my elegant coffee table, bedecked with candles and tasteful coordinating bouquets.

I am content and oh so fancy.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
I am a Fancy Cat, sitting on my pristine carpet, beneath my elegant coffee table, bedecked with candles and tasteful coordinating bouquets.

I am content and oh so fancy.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
I hope the Humans bring us some snacks, Miss Stella.

I hope so, too, Mr. Darth. Our couch date will be much more enjoyable with proper refreshments.
–Darth Vader and Stella
The Woofies are kind of annoying and don’t smell the best.

But they do make for a great heating pad on cold days.
–Phelps
Hope your Saturday is…

…as relaxing and cozy as mine.
–Sunny
Who dares disturb the Tortie Empress as she reclines elegantly upon her cushion?

Wait, you’re leaving, Human Mommy?
Are you sure you got a good shot?
–Amber
Did someone say…

…snacks?!
–Darth Vader and Stella
Hiya gorgeous Human Mommy!

Come a little closer and I’ll open my tummy for rubs.
–Sunny
I don’t do it everyday…

…but sometimes I get a real kick out of preventing the Woofies from descending the stairs.
–Phelps
I am enjoying some “me” time, by happily binging my favorite Birdie shows.

Please do not disturb me.
–Amber
Sometimes Miss Stella links my ears without me even asking.

It’s pretty wonderful.
–Sunny