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Oh good, you’re finally awake.

Time to make yourself useful to your House Panther.

–Darth Vader

When the couch is busy, don’t be shy.

Grab whatever spot is available to you, even if it is Woofie adjacent.

–Darth Vader

Human Mommy has had a long, hard week at work.

So we are taking a long, hard nap on the bed on her behalf.

You’re welcome, Human Mommy.

–Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Lily

Group photos are tricky.

To look your best, look straight at the camera and ignore the potential squirrel that is distracting the rest of your group.

–Sunny

Kindly remove your glasses from my tummy warmer, Human Mommy.

That is much better.

Now fetch me a tuna sandwich for lunch. Hold the bread, condiments, and lettuce.

You Humans have a bad habit of putting stuff on top of better stuff.

–Amber

Human Daddy! HUMAN DADDY!

Why are you looking at your cellphone when you could be looking at me, your Little Bundle of Joy?

–Xena

Human Daddy is out at the market. I hope he remembers to buy Dog treats.

Maybe you should text to remind him, Human Mommy.

–Cosmo

Oh, glorious fire!

You feel so good on my Tortie coat.

–Amber

Two cushions are nice, Humans.

Three cushions would be nicer.

–Phelps

When it’s chilly outside…

…we all benefit from a quality cuddle.

–Luna, Sunny, and Xena