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Kindly remove your glasses from my tummy warmer, Human Mommy.

That is much better.

Now fetch me a tuna sandwich for lunch. Hold the bread, condiments, and lettuce.

You Humans have a bad habit of putting stuff on top of better stuff.

–Amber

Human Daddy! HUMAN DADDY!

Why are you looking at your cellphone when you could be looking at me, your Little Bundle of Joy?

–Xena

Human Daddy is out at the market. I hope he remembers to buy Dog treats.

Maybe you should text to remind him, Human Mommy.

–Cosmo

Oh, glorious fire!

You feel so good on my Tortie coat.

–Amber

Two cushions are nice, Humans.

Three cushions would be nicer.

–Phelps

When it’s chilly outside…

…we all benefit from a quality cuddle.

–Luna, Sunny, and Xena

I’m not doubting you, Human Mommy.

This is my normal face when you tell me about your plans.

So I guess I am doubting you, just not more than usual.

–Amber

So you say it’s Tuesday…

How absolutely fascinating for you, Humans.

–Phelps

Take it from an expert.

It’s never too early in the year to start sunbathing.

–Sunny

Some days are about doing stuff.

Sunday isn’t one of those days.

–Cosmo