If you truly want to go upstairs, you will pay the toll.

If not, then not.
–Phelps
If you truly want to go upstairs, you will pay the toll.

If not, then not.
–Phelps

I appreciate that you want me to be spooky for Halloween, Human Mommy, but this witch’s hat is much too big.

Also, I don’t like wearing hats.
–Xena
In late October…

…the Guard Cat duties include…

…Ghost Hunting!
–Finnegan
What a lucky Scroll Tiger I am…

…to watch over such a magnificent Tiger Queen!
–Tiger on the bamboo scroll
Human Daddy told Human Mommy to look over at me because I was being super cute.
Human Mommy did and she agreed.

Praise like this makes my day!
–Sunny
As a generous Tiger Queen,

…I sometimes share my royal Cat bed with a Woofie.
–Lily
Sometimes, the Woofies are right about stuff.

For example, when it starts to get chilly, it does feel nice to curl up with the Pack.
–Luna
Monday coming?

Assume a defensive position.
–Amber
As it gets chilly…

…remember to hydrate!
–Finnegan