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No, I’m not “up” to anything, Human Mommy. Why do you always assume the worst?

Can’t a Kitten with advanced computer skills just hang out innocently next to your laptop?

Speaking of, can you open your laptop?

I’m a whiz at Python, but I lack opposable thumbs.

—Apollo

I have an important question, Human Mommy.

Is lunch happening today?

—Cosmo

I’m in my lanky phase…

…and I’ve got legs for days.

—Apollo

Sometimes you may forget to charge your beloved Doggo.

That’s okay…

Nothing a generous handful of treats or the offer of a walk can’t fix!

—Stella

As an Elder Cat, it’s hugely disappointing when your Humans fail to follow your silent, telepathic commands.

You’d think the Humans would be fully trained by now, but, alas, you sometimes still have to meow and/or swipe at them to get them to do what you ordered them to do ages ago.

—Phoebe, Guest Contributor

Want to demonstrate peak performance in bouncing and pouncing in the wee hours of the morning?

Don’t forget to get your snooze on during the day.

—Apollo

I am great at loafing, but sometimes I pull off a truly exemplary Loaf.

This is one such Exemplary Loaf. Feel free to admire me.

—Darth Vader

The wily Purr Pop is no match…

…for me, the Mighty Huntress!

—Luna, Guest Contributor

Cosmo is an impressively sized Woofie and he sports his bespoke tux just so!

I do hope I grow into my own tux so that I can become an equally impressive Cat!

—Apollo

Your leg, you say, Human Mommy? No, it is not yours and has not been since we claimed you as our Human.

You really should review the small print in the contract you signed…

Now kindly refrain from moving our leg-shaped cushion. It is nap time.

—Ozzy and Twyla, Guest Contributors