Uncategorized

It’s great to take in the view…

…with a friend.

—Apollo and Xena

It’s been a whole five minutes since Luna last hissed at me.

Maybe that’s because she’s zonked out…

…or maybe she’s starting to like me.

—Apollo

In or out, Little Xena? the Humans ask.

I fail to see why I have to choose just one.

—Xena

So I guess I’m Human Mommy’s Cat Manager now.

Fortunately, Great Aunt Amber has transmitted detailed instructions from across the Rainbow Bridge.

Unfortunately, I have not yet managed to reduce the volume of Human Mommy’s percussive typing.

According to Human Mommy’s personnel file, this is a longstanding performance issue.

—Apollo

There are Lazy Loaves and then there are Alert Loaves.

I am an Alert Loaf, alert to all the action happening outside.

—Apollo

I haven’t fully forgiven you for bringing a disruptive, pouncy Kitten into my heretofore peaceable homestead, Human Mommy.

But I have forgiven you enough to avail myself of your soft lap.

—Luna

I’ll admit that my box is a little too tight to accommodate all of my fluff comfortably, but it is still my box and I love it because it’s both cardboard and a box.

So, no, you may not recycle it, Humans.

How dare you even suggest such a thing?

—Lando, Guest Contributor

My middle initial is R for Rocket…

…but maybe it should be R for Relaxation.

—Apollo

I have a perfectly curled tail, perfectly groomed stripes, and I have positioned myself in front of a green background to complement my emerald eyes.

I am perfect.

—Lily

Can I have one of Human Daddy’s shoes, Little Apollo, pretty please?

No, Xena. I recently learned that shoes come in pairs, so both of these are mine.

I guess you could gnaw on one of Human Mommy’s sandals if you’re feeling desperate.

—Xena and Apollo