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What am I doing? Oh, nothing really….

Just taking an innocent evening stroll around the sushi buffet… er… Fish pond.

–Luna

Finnegan!

FINNEGAN! How dare you ascend the Third Most Sacred Cat Tree without my permission?

You ought to know by now that the Tortie Empress always outranks the Lion King.

I’m magnanimous but there are limits.

–Amber

My beloved Daffodils survived the sudden, unseasonable cold snap.

Thank Cat for that!

–Phelps

A snuggle in a sun puddle with a pretty girl and a smattering of rainbows?

Yes, please!

–Sunny

Phew… It’s finally Friday!

Celebrate with a toasty fire, a glass or bottle of your favorite beverage, and a luxurious lap cuddle from your glossy House Panther.

–Darth Vader

Yes, my head has slipped out of bed.

No, I am not going to move my head back into the bed as I am sound asleep and comfortable as I am.

Haven’t parts of you ever slipped out of bed, Humans?

–Stella

It is mealtime yet brisket has not yet arrived on my table and even if it had arrived, my throne is inexplicably too low to allow me to partake of said brisket.

Unacceptable, utterly unacceptable.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Do you know what day it is?

That’s right, Human Mommy!

It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

–Sunny

Monday is what you make of it.

I am making my Monday all about relaxation and potentially tripping the Humans for entertainment.

–Lily

Auntie Amber has generously allowed me to share the Third Most Sacred Cat Tree with her.

But she says I must remain on the lowest perch because she is higher than me, both literally and figuratively.

I am not sure how I feel about this.

–Finnegan