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I love my loveseat, Humans, but could you consider ordering a bigger one?

As you can see, this one’s too small to accommodate my legs.

—Cosmo

Apollo’s great at many things, like bouncing and pouncing and computer hacking.

But his hiding skills remain sub-par. I can always sniff him out in five sniffs flat, sometimes less.

—Xena

Human Employees tend to slack off even more than usual on a Friday before a three-day weekend.

As a Cat Manager, you cannot let this pass.

Redouble your supervision and fix your employees with a redoubtable glare.

—Luna

The Squirrels are running absolutely amok!

Sometimes, I feel like the only one who’s paying attention to this critical situation.

—Xena

The box was Apollo’s and then Lily claimed it, as is her right as the Tiger Queen.

Now it is mine. Not sure if this is my dream Box, though. I may trade up later.

—Luna

Young Apollo thought that this new box belonged to him.

In this, as in so many things, Apollo was mistaken.

—Lily

This is my box. I have claimed it and it’s mine.

The Big Cats better keep their paws off.

—Apollo

A good Sunday sun-puddle snooze…

…recharges the mind and body for a productive week.

—Sunny and Stella

Nothing starts off the weekend on the right, contemplative Paw…

…like a Cat yoga session with Auntie Lily.

—Apollo

I know you can’t resist my lovely, snowy Tummy, Humans…

…and you know that I can’t resist clawing your delicate hands to smithereens with my Murder Mittens.

—Lily