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My Human Mommy gave me some drugs to calm me down in order to take me to the dreaded Vet.

I hate the Vet, but the drugs are quite nice.

Pity my Human Mommy doesn’t offer them to me for recreational use.

—Louie, Guest Contributor

This pillow is mine.

If you want one, find your own.

—Xena

A few months ago, the Humans rebranded the room where Human Mommy used to do her clickety-clackety typing as the Guest Room and I subsequently rebranded it as my Private Residence.

Not that I don’t host guests in my room—I totally do.

Never the young upstart, though. He is not invited.

—Luna

What is this? Has the world turned topsy-turvy?!

The Elder Cat should never be last in line for the kibble!

—Darth Vader

It’s Friday leading into a 3-day weekend, Human Mommy.

This calls for an extra long celebratory Tummy Rub!

—Sunny

I’m keep trying to make friends with Big Sis Luna…

…but every time I approach her, she hisses and says some truly unkind things.

Maybe I’ll have better luck with the hanging plant.

—Apollo

Yes, Human Mommy, I am sulking on my pretty pink blanket. Why am I sulking?

Because of the annoying, bouncy, pouncy interloper who is undergoing a major growth spurt but, incredibly, seems to become even bouncier and pouncier as he ages.

Why did you do this to me, Human Mommy?!

—Luna

Hello Rope Dragon! I will nibble on you or maybe even slay you.

I haven’t quite decided yet.

—Apollo

Occasionally, your Human Employees may try to overdo it at work.

As their Cat Manager, you must put a stop to this.

—Apollo

This cardboard box lid is most excellent, Humans.

I trust that you will not make the mistake of placing it in the recycling bin.

—Lily