Yippee yay!

There’s SNOW!!!
–Cosmo
Yippee yay!

There’s SNOW!!!
–Cosmo
I sense a Woofie behind me…

I hope I am mistaken.

Drat! I am not mistaken. There is a Woofie behind me and a large one at that.

Explain to me again, Humans, why there are Woofies in my house.
–Phelps
Exercise? On a Friday?!

No, thank you.
–Lily
Are you thinking of printing something, Human Mommy?

Don’t.
–Amber
Let us OUT!! It’s not too cold…

We are wearing fur coats, after all.
–Finnegan and Luna
Do not disturb me, Humans.

I am thinking deep Feline thoughts, far beyond your ken.
–Phelps
Nothing to see here, Human Mommy.

Just a bed with pillows, a quilt, and two foot warmers.
Yeah, foot warmers.
–Sunny and Cosmo
We are napping, plotting World Domination, and…

…planning how to abscond with your Game Day spread.
–Walter (black) and Payton (grey), Guest Contributors
Are you finally getting up, Human Mommy?

There are treats to be dispersed and we want our bed back.
Not to rub it in, but you are not a Cat.
–Lily
Feeling fancy?

Cross your paws.
–Darth Vader