You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…

…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…

…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
It’s important to tend to your stockings daily…

…to maintain their brilliant whiteness.
–Lily
Being a Dog Dad to Little Xena is a big responsibility.

I wouldn’t trade it for anything, not even all the bully sticks in the world.
–Cosmo
Good lap, Human Daddy!

Don’t move.
–Lily
The Empress will share her bed…

…but not her pillow.

…Never her pillow.
–Amber
Just like plants…

…Cats require sunlight to thrive.
–Luna
Mama Stella gives the best facials.

–Xena
Too much screen time is bad for your Humans.
Monitor them closely.

Pounce if necessary.
–Luna
Homemade boiled chicken AND sauteed chicken gizzards?!

Yes, please.
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, Sunny, and Darth Vader
Oops! I ate your throw pillow!

I’m ever so sorry.

Just out of curiosity, do you happen to have another one I could teethe on?
–Miller, Guest Contributor