Yes, I know…

…I have enviable extension.
—Darth Vader
Yes, I know…

…I have enviable extension.
—Darth Vader
Pack, as we’ve all learned, Baby Meowies are exhausting and I have it on good authority that the sky is going to be booming tonight.

We need to catch a snooze while we can.
—Cosmo
If I’m not supposed to lounge on your laptop, Human Mommy…

…why’s it so warm and comfy?
—Apollo
I do hope I grow up to be just like Big Sis Luna! She’s big and strong and beautiful and ever so lethal.
My big sis is a most magnificent Feline.

Hopefully, someday soon, she’ll stop hissing at me so much.
—Apollo
Kittening is hard work!

Sometimes I have to recharge on my tree.
—Apollo
Humans, this is clearly unacceptable.

Kindly remove the upstart Kitten from the Kibble and impress upon him that, in this household, it is not first come, first served.
The Elder Cat is always first.
—Darth Vader
Gee, Auntie Lily, the Woofies sure are loud and rambunctious around dinner time!

That’s right, Little Apollo. It’s important to seek out the high ground to avoid getting trampled. Unlike us Cats, Woofies are a bit clumsy.
—Apollo and Lily
OMC, Auntie Lily, these treats are just as delicious as you promised!

That’s right, Little Apollo. Kibble is fine, but nothing’s as good as a pile of Temptations!
—Apollo and Lily
Meowza! What an exciting week I’ve had!

I’d better settle in for a power snooze to prep for the weekend.
—Apollo
I sense the Baby Meowie behind me. I hope he doesn’t pounce.

Sure, I’m a tough Warrior Princess, but Apollo’s tiny Murder Mittens are SHARP!
—Xena