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I don’t often serve as a Woofie Chin Rest, but sometimes I make an exception.

Stella is my favorite Woofie and she’s also my Co-Void.

—Darth Vader

The Big Cats tell me that a healthy diet and plenty of exercise aren’t enough to grow up big and strong.

I’ve also got to stretch regularly.

They’re definitely right! I’ve gotten at least half an inch longer since I started.

—Apollo

Yes, I know…

…I have enviable extension.

—Darth Vader

Pack, as we’ve all learned, Baby Meowies are exhausting and I have it on good authority that the sky is going to be booming tonight.

We need to catch a snooze while we can.

—Cosmo

If I’m not supposed to lounge on your laptop, Human Mommy…

…why’s it so warm and comfy?

—Apollo

I do hope I grow up to be just like Big Sis Luna! She’s big and strong and beautiful and ever so lethal.

My big sis is a most magnificent Feline.

Hopefully, someday soon, she’ll stop hissing at me so much.

—Apollo

Kittening is hard work!

Sometimes I have to recharge on my tree.

—Apollo

Humans, this is clearly unacceptable.

Kindly remove the upstart Kitten from the Kibble and impress upon him that, in this household, it is not first come, first served.

The Elder Cat is always first.

—Darth Vader

Gee, Auntie Lily, the Woofies sure are loud and rambunctious around dinner time!

That’s right, Little Apollo. It’s important to seek out the high ground to avoid getting trampled. Unlike us Cats, Woofies are a bit clumsy.

—Apollo and Lily

OMC, Auntie Lily, these treats are just as delicious as you promised!

That’s right, Little Apollo. Kibble is fine, but nothing’s as good as a pile of Temptations!

—Apollo and Lily