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I’m a lovely loaf.

You are right to admire me.

—Luna

You are eating a scrumptious Friday dinner, Humans, but we are not.

And equally importantly, you are not opening the door so that we can grab our own feathered takeout.

Not fair, not fair at all.

—Cosmo and Luna

To feel and look your best…

…it’s important to keep your paws glistening clean through regular lickings.

—Sunny

We Cats do not like change and have explained this to our Humans yet they go on making unacceptable, unauthorized changes like moving OUR office to a different room.

We have made our opinion of this change clear by refusing to supervise Human Mommy for the past week.

Today, though, we concluded that she desperately requires supervision, so we are back to our managerial roles.

Sullenly.

—Lily

There’s still plenty of room for you on the bed, Human Mommy…

…just not on your regular side.

—Cosmo, et. al.

No, Humans, there’s no room for you on the swing right now.

Xena and I are enjoying some quality Girl bonding time by giving each other spa treatments like rejuvenating ear licks.

—Stella

I’m the Best Chin Rest for others, but Sunny is the Best Chin Rest for me…

…mostly because I can’t serve as my own Chin Rest.

—Xena

It’s just the best to sleep in on Saturday in a ray of buttery sun…

…knowing that you have the whole weekend ahead of you.

—Sunny

This basket may look too small but it certainly is not…

…because I am ever so flexible.

—Lily

I had not one but two teeth pulled by the dentist today.

It was most unpleasant, but now I am home and recuperating as only a Puppy Princess can.

—Xena