Human Daddy, Uncle Darth has taken over the upper bay window cushion, which I guess is his prerogative as the Elder Cat.

But he’s also draping himself into my space.
—Xena
Human Daddy, Uncle Darth has taken over the upper bay window cushion, which I guess is his prerogative as the Elder Cat.

But he’s also draping himself into my space.
—Xena
You’re planning on making the bed, Human Mommy?

Now is not the moment.
—Cosmo
Solo time on the Sleeping Cloud is super comfy…

…but it’s also a touch lonely..
—Sunny
Do your Humans ever acquire boxes only to leave them unopened for days, weeks, or even months?
Don’t worry that your Humans will eventually open your boxes at an inconvenient moment.
As soon as you sit upon it, it’s yours.

That’s the law.
—Luna
You have pizza, Human Daddy. Can you guess who else would like pizza?
Think really hard. I’m sure it will come to you.

Just like I hope a piece of that delicious smelling pie comes to me.
—Cosmo
These tulips are very pretty, Humans…

…but not nearly as pretty as I am.
—Luna
It’s Tuesday and that can only mean one thing…

TUMMY RUB!
—Sunny
Did the sun come up too early this morning?

Thank Dog you have ginormous paws to block out the light!
—Cosmo
Ahem, Human Mommy, we are posing for a father-daughter portrait over here.

Snap our picture and then grab us the treats to which our modeling contract entitles us.
—Xena and Cosmo
Grey, rainy day?

Treat yourself to a tropical vacation.
—Luna