I saw Human Daddy give you lots of treats to celebrate Valentine’s Day, Human Mommy, but I’ve received nothing special.

Don’t you love your Loaf?
—Darth Vader
I saw Human Daddy give you lots of treats to celebrate Valentine’s Day, Human Mommy, but I’ve received nothing special.

Don’t you love your Loaf?
—Darth Vader
Nap time is a great time to score a cuddle with Human Daddy, right, Papa Cosmo?

That’s right, Xena.

Nap Time = Cuddle Time.
—Xena and Cosmo
I try not to take it personally, but sometimes I feel like a third wheel…

…when Stella chooses Sunny as her chin rest over me.
—Cosmo
Sometimes, the Black Panther enjoys being picked up, while other times, he really does not.

I hope my Humans will learn from their mistakes and become better judges of when it is appropriate to pick me up.
—Darth Vader
It’s sometimes okay to give up…

…particularly on a Monday.
—Lily
Far be it from me to call the Elder Cat lazy…

…but sometimes it feels like I’m the only one Guard Catting.
—Luna
A spot of binge-watching, with a nice, crackly fire…

….make for a most cozy evening.
—Darth Vader
Worried that your Humans will disturb your all-important, celebratory Friday nap?

Unsheathe a set of daggers to serve as a deterrent.
—Darth Vader
Usually, I choose a cozy cave for my midday lounge session, but sometimes I prefer the tippy-top of the pretty, pastel Cat tree.

It’s important to have options.
—Luna
Every Guard Cat has their own security routine. Mine is remaining alert and vigilant to all activity within and without the homestead.

Uncle Darth’s is napping.
—Luna