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Finnegan the Lion King passed over the rainbow bridge today at the young age of 11. The vet said it was aggressive cancer.

Finn was the friendliest, happiest cat and we all miss him terribly.

—Jessica

Human Daddy, I just watched you eat a delicious-smelling fried egg sandwich.

I, on the other paw, have not yet lunched.

I trust you will rectify this situation soon.

—Cosmo

So, I guess I’m in charge of managing Human Mommy now.

Get to work, Human Mommy, but please lower the volume of your percussive, clickety-clackety typing.

Amber noted in your permanent file that you struggle with this.

—Luna

Can we believe our eyes? Can we believe our sniffers?

Are we really having STEAK for dinner?!

—Cosmo and Xena

There’s absolutely nothing better to do on a chilly Sunday…

…than snuggle with your Pack!

—Xena

Halt, Humans!

Don’t even think about crossing the bridge without paying the toll!

—Xena

Sometimes, Humans will do something delightful, like creating a new bed for you, the Tiger Queen, when they are changing the sheets on your main bed.

If they ask for your pillow back, do not allow it.

This is your bed now, for as long as you wish to snooze upon it.

—Lily

Three out of four Guard Dogs keep tabs on the outside, whereas one Guard Dog monitors the kitchen, ready to alert the pack to any activity that might result in snacks.

This is an example of tactics.

—Sunny

Humans sometimes exclaim over how little I am.

I would much prefer that Humans admire how mighty I am.

—Xena

On this cold evening, I decree that Human Daddy’s chest is mine and only mine, by rights as the Elder Cat.

I also decree that Human Daddy may not move from his position until such time as I have tired of his chest, which is not likely to happen anytime soon as this spot is most comfortable.

—Darth Vader