Solo snoozes are nice…

…but communal snoozes are much more sociable.
—Darth Vader and Finnegan
Solo snoozes are nice…

…but communal snoozes are much more sociable.
—Darth Vader and Finnegan
I am a loaf. A loaf who does not want to have her picture taken right now.

So why, Human Mommy, are you pointing your cell phone at me?!
—Lily
Meowy Catsmas to you and yours!

(But of course we Cats are posting our 2024 holiday greetings. Unlike the Woofies, we simply waited until the Humans captured the perfect photo.)
Merry Purrs, Finnegan, Luna, Lily, Amber, and Darth Vader
Woofy Dogmas to you and yours!

(The Meowies also wish you a Meowy Catsmas, but unlike us good Doggoes, none of the Meowies could be convinced to pose in front of the Dogsmas/Catsmas tree this year.)
Jolly Woofs and Wags, Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny
Merry Purrs, Darth Vader, Amber, Lily, Finnegan, and Luna
Oh, snow, glorious snow!

I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I’d love nothing more than a White Dogsmas.
— Cosmo
Wondering what dinner will be…

…and, more importantly, when it will be.
—Cosmo
While napping off the holiday ‘Nip, I have created a new punctuation mark, a combination of a comma and a period.

Full stop if there’s nothing interesting going on, a pause to consider if there’s more ‘Nip on offer.
—Darth Vader
Yay, it’s Saturday!

Do something fun like binging your favorite Squirrel TV shows or receiving Tummy rubs!
—Sunny
Not, I’m not sulking in my grey cubby because I’m depressed. I’m here because I’m bored.

It’s hard to practice ornithology when it’s so cold outside and when so many of your feathered friends have migrated to warmer climes.
—Luna
No, Human Mommy, you most certainly don’t need the laptop right now.

Your Cat Manager, however, does need her Tummy Warmer.
—Amber