I sense the Baby Meowie behind me. I hope he doesn’t pounce.

Sure, I’m a tough Warrior Princess, but Apollo’s tiny Murder Mittens are SHARP!
—Xena
I sense the Baby Meowie behind me. I hope he doesn’t pounce.

Sure, I’m a tough Warrior Princess, but Apollo’s tiny Murder Mittens are SHARP!
—Xena
OMC! It’s so hot today!

Fortunately, being a clever Kitten, I found a nice cool spot with tasty refreshments to boot!
—Apollo
OMC (Oh-My-Cat)! The Humans have so many dishes!

I’m going to have my paws full licking them all clean.
—Apollo
Sure, I’m aware that a new Kitten has arrived in the Homestead. I’ve even heard rumors that he has batted both Cat and Woofie tails.

No, I am not going to allow this situation to disrupt my midafternoon nap marathon.
—Luna
I have been brought down to the living room. I like the living room.

But I would like it even more if Human Daddy would just remove his hands so that I can EXPLORE!
—Apollo
If I simply refuse to look at the Kitten…

…it’s like he’s not even here.

Ignorance is bliss.
—Darth Vader
It’s finally Friday and that deserves…

…a big ol’ smile.
—Sunny
I trust that when Apollo is loosed upon the household…

…he will show proper respect for me, the Elder Cat.
—Darth Vader
I’ve got to work on my upper paw strength to hang with the big Cats and Woofies.

These weights should do the job nicely!
—Apollo
Here I am, magnificent as can be, enjoying a balmy breeze…

…in the Private, Members Only, Dog and Meowie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
—Cosmo