Your narrow bed-making window has passed and you’re interrupting cuddle time, Human Mommy.

So, shoo!
—Finnegan and Luna
Your narrow bed-making window has passed and you’re interrupting cuddle time, Human Mommy.

So, shoo!
—Finnegan and Luna
Not to brag, but you know you’re a ladies’ man…

…when not one but two gorgeous gals choose to sit on top of you.
—Sunny
Although the Tortie Empress spends a significant amount of time on the new Cat Bed, she occasionally leaves it to avail herself of the high tech Tummy Warmer.

This is great news for me, the Tiger Queen.
—Lily
Lily dispossessed me of the lovely new Cat Bed, and Amber subsequently dispossessed Lily of the same.
Yes, I know this is as it must be, as Queens outrank Princesses and Empresses outrank Queens.

No, I am not pleased about being exiled to the old, less desirable Cat Bed.
—Luna
The younger generation can be endearingly clueless.

Obviously, the new Cat Bed does not, has not, and never will belong to anyone other than the Tortie Empress.
—Amber
Vacate this basket immediately, little sis’! I loaned it to you but I didn’t give it to you.

Don’t you know that Queens outrank Princesses?
—Lily
The Tiger Queen graciously ceded the new bed to me, the Jungle Princess.

So now it is mine, all mine.
—Luna
What a lovely new bed for me, the Tiger Queen!

Finn did a satisfactory job of warming it up for me.
—Lily
Oh, look, a comfy new Cat Bed has materialized!
It is mine, all mine…

…until one of the Elder Cats claims it, or until pretty Luna issues a challenge.
—Finnegan
Yes, Humans, my Tortie Empress Ancestress and I are watching you…

…and yes, we are judging you.
—Amber and her ancestress, Holly Cat Golightly