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Again, Human Mommy, you have missed your narrow bed-making window.

Feel free to check in after I awaken from my mid- to late morning marathon snooze.

—Luna

I’m trying not to feel insulted but it’s a bit tricky…

…when you appear to prefer this mechanism over your capable, motivated Cats for your paper shredding needs.

—Luna

It is a typical Sunday of sunning myself…

…and trying to calculate my dinner’s ETA.

—Cosmo

When you are a Lion King, it is essential to have a proper, royal balcony…

…from which to surveil your domain.

—Finnegan

Oh, wonderful Sun!

We’ll sure miss you when the cold weather rolls in.

—Sunny, Xena, and Stella

I’ve got the power, the flower power.

Know what I don’t have?

Opposable thumbs, so please do your job, Human Mommy, and hook your favorite Cat Plant up with some grub.

—Louie, Lap Muffin Correspondent

The leaves are turning, the air is getting nippy, and decorative pumpkins are popping up everywhere.

Yet you Humans seem to have made no preparations for my Official Halloween Portrait.

Explain yourselves.

—Darth Vader

Feeling blue due to the change in the seasons…

…and the fact that some of your best Birdie friends have departed on their annual migration?

Find a nice, sunny microclimate, like the one that exists beneath the lime tree.

—Luna

When the temperature drops, the two resident Voids consolidate to form a Super Void…

…both to conserve warmth and to become even more powerful than before.

—Darth Vader and Stella

The Humans finally removed the ginormous AC unit that was blocking our favorite Birdie TV screen, but they forgot to open the blinds and draw back the curtain.

Fix this, Humans, before we Cats have to take it upon ourselves to dismantle yet another blind!

—Lily