Darth Vader takes his napping poses very seriously.

I’d never say it to his face, but sometimes it feels like he’s showboating.
—Sunny
Darth Vader takes his napping poses very seriously.

I’d never say it to his face, but sometimes it feels like he’s showboating.
—Sunny
I see we’re having pizza for dinner, Humans.

Anybody want to hook up a Dog with a crust or a slice or maybe even a whole pie?
—Cosmo
Human Mommy says I’m the face of relaxation.

She’s right. I am.
—Stella
I love when my BFF Luna squishes up against me.

It doesn’t happen often, so it’s very special when it does.
—Xena
I am here in the kitchen, Human Mommy, and so are you.
There’s only one question…

Where are my Temptations?!
—Darth Vader
Human Mommy was a bit put out because she thought the armrests on our new couch and loveseat were larger than they appeared in the photo.

Personally, though, I think the armrests are the perfect size.
—Sunny
The Humans got me a new loveseat…

…and I just love it.
—Cosmo
Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy.

I think you are most wonderful!
—Sunny
This is a most splendid spring portrait of me.

Human Daddy says he may print this out and frame it.
—Cosmo
Big plans for Friday night?

Don’t forget to give yourself a nice pawdicure first.
—Lily