Your less competent employees may be confused by the office schedule, even though it rarely changes.
As their Cat Manager, you must remind them firmly that now is supervisory nap-on-the-tummy-warmer time and NOT clickety-clackety typing time.
—Amber
Human Mommy could move her legs right now, but she really shouldn’t, since her legs are serving as a comfortable bolster for both Luna and Stella.
Knowing when to stay still is a sign of wisdom.
—Sunny
Human Daddy built us a beautiful, screened gazebo in the back garden, but then he closed the door, locking us out.
Why, Human Daddy? We promise we won’t get the new gazebo carpet very muddy.
—Cosmo and Xena
I’m having a pleasant Sunday snuggled up in a sun puddle.
I hope you’re having a pleasant Sunday, too!
—Sunny
It is getting quite chilly out, but this behemoth of an AC is still obstructing my favorite Birdie TV screen.
I trust you are going to do something to rectify this situation soon, Humans.
—Amber
Tick-tock, Human Mommy!
It is that most important month of the year again…
…yet I have not seen you undertake any preparations for my Official 2024 Halloween Portrait!
—Darth Vader
Well, yes, we are two very handsome fellows, Human Mommy!
Can you think of another adjective that starts with H that applies to us?
Hungry! We are two handsome, HUNGRY fellows!
—Cosmo and Sunny
No, I don’t have a problem with the ‘Nip, regardless of what the other Cats and my Woofie friend Sunny may say.
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a mid-day snooze atop a bottle of Meowlot.
—Lily
You know, Luna, maybe if you were a bit more cuddly…
…and a little less wiggly and escapey…
…your cuddles with Human Daddy would go almost as well as mine do.
—Xena
It’s not that I’m jealous about the youngest Woofie getting so many kisses, skritches, and cuddles from Human Daddy.
I just have to wonder sometimes why she gets so much attention.
—Luna
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