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Usually, I choose a cozy cave for my midday lounge session, but sometimes I prefer the tippy-top of the pretty, pastel Cat tree.

It’s important to have options.

—Luna

Every Guard Cat has their own security routine. Mine is remaining alert and vigilant to all activity within and without the homestead.

Uncle Darth’s is napping.

—Luna

My body loafs while my tail undulates.

I am multitasking.

—Darth Vader

Yes, Human Mommy, I see that you’re working.

The problem is that you’re not working hard enough.

Do better.

—Lily

Can you lend me some cash, Human Mommy?

I spent all I had on Bully Bites and now I don’t have enough to pay the Stair Toll.

—Xena

I’m feeling unusually hopeful today.

Hopeful that lunch will happen.

—Cosmo

Sometimes, when you gaze at the Void, the Void gazes back…

…and demands treats.

—Darth Vader

It’s my turn to sit on Human Mommy’s comfortable lap.

Kindly move your ginormous head, Cosmo!

—Luna

Is your Human employee boring you with her spreadsheets and endless emails?

As her newly appointed Cat Manager, you are well within your rights to take a restorative nap.

—Lily

This sun puddle feels just lovely, doesn’t it, Stella?

Yes, it does, Little Xena. Almost reminds me of spring.

—Xena and Stella