Even though I’m a Cat and this bottle of Meowlot is Cat-sized but I have to agree with Cosmo.

Bigger is always better, particularly when it comes to day ‘Nipping.
Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.
—Finnegan
Even though I’m a Cat and this bottle of Meowlot is Cat-sized but I have to agree with Cosmo.

Bigger is always better, particularly when it comes to day ‘Nipping.
Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.
—Finnegan
Your workout can wait, Human Mommy.

I require a nap right now.
—Luna
Lily’s right, a nice Meowlot makes for a pleasant end to a tough week.
Still, this is a teeny, tiny, Meowie-sized bottle.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.
—Cosmo
If you don’t pass out on top of a bottle of Meowlot…

…did Happy Hour even happen?
—Lily
Go ahead, Human Mommy, rub my Tummy!
I promise I won’t make you bleed…

…much.
—Luna
What do you mean we can’t go outside because we need our collars and you can’t remember where you decollared us?

Locate our Exit Collars immediately and LET US OUT!
—Luna and Finnegan
Oh, I love me some Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Thank you kindly, Human Daddy!
—Cosmo
It’s too hot to use the fuzzy Cat bed right now…

…but I’m reserving it for later in case I change my mind.
—Amber
When Amber takes a day off from training Human Mommy, I take over.

Pump those legs, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Squirrel at that pace.
—Stella
When it’s dangerously hot outside, it is de riguer to meow your protest to your unjustified confinement indoors.

After that, nothing beats a refreshing snooze in front of the AC.
—Luna