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Today is National Hug Your Cat Day.

Fortunately, Human Mommy is on it.

—Darth Vader

Please stop disturbing us, Human Mommy!

This is MY time with Human Daddy.

—Xena

Nothing to see here, Humans. Just two Apex Predators engaging in a territorial dispute.

I’m winning, of course.

—Luna

Yes, I know I’m magnificent.

It still pleases me to hear you say it, especially when you back up your words of admiration with a fitting tribute of Temptations.

—Darth Vader

Have you had a long, hard week stuffed into a flower collar?

While it’s preferable to a traditional option, it’s still a CONE.

All I’m saying is that it’s 5:00 pm somewhere.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

The Lion King prowls his unmown veldt…

…and finds it good.

—Finnegan

Yes, Humans, we know there’s a full bowl of Kibble a few steps away in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

The thing is, we don’t feel like eating al fresco.

Chop-chop! Dining Room Service should not take so long.

—Darth Vader and Luna

Just as Luna is an Ornithologist, I’m an Ichthyologist.

Please cool it with the photos, Human Mommy!

You’re interrupting the scientific process by scaring the Fishies.

—Lily

When I’m not out waging mighty battles…

…I enjoy sitting on my lovely throne, befitting a Warrior Princess.

—Xena

Besides being Human Mommy’s manager and academic dean, I am also her personal trainer.

Pick up the pace, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Mousie at that speed, let alone a Birdie.

—Amber