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Human Daddy placed his hat on my head.

I know he meant well, but I’m a bit embarrassed and I sure wish Human Mommy would stop taking photos of this situation.

—Cosmo

I see we’re having soup for lunch, Human Daddy.

Kindly fish out the chicken pieces for me, as the noodles, potatoes, and sundry vegetables are of no interest.

—Darth Vader

If you ever feel down, Humans, just remember that I’m here…

…and I love you sooooooo much.

—Sunny

As the Tiger Queen, I am born to sit upon a throne.

As the Tortie Empress, I sit upon an even higher throne than my Tiger Queen daughter…

…as everyone knows that Empresses outrank Queens.

—Lily and Amber

Hot Diggety-Dog, it’s finally Friday!

Time to throw a party on the beloved Sleeping Cloud!

—Cosmo et al

Double decker Dog bed?! Yes, please!

You don’t have to ask me twice!

—Cosmo

Great Ornithologists are neither born nor made.

We are hatched.

—Luna

Lunch happened but it happened so many eons ago that I can hardly remember it.

Can someone give me an ETA on dinner before I starve?

—Cosmo

It’s okay if your Human Daddy doesn’t entirely understand all the rules and can’t really comment on Canine stats and strategy.

It’s still great to have him there to watch the Big Game with you!

—Xena

You may look, but you may not approach.

The Tortie Empress is not in the mood to share her delightful, toasty fire.

—Amber