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It is finally sunbathing weather.

I am going to savor every moment.

—Stella

Human Mommy sometimes tries to give herself a manicure, but she never gets her claws sharp enough.

She should trade her Emory board for a tree.

—Lily

Lunch happens some days.

Today was not one of those days.

—Cosmo

Approach the homestead at your own risk.

The Guard Panther is on duty and he is not in a forgiving mood.

—Darth Vader

Even the busiest, most accomplished Ornithologist needs to take occasional breaks from birdwatching…

…for strokes, head pats, and general socialization.

—Luna

The Wonder Twins are not dummies. We know better than to look directly at the eclipse.

So why won’t you let us OUT?!

—Finnegan

Lily says that I can have her Trout as the ‘Nip stuffing has staled.

Still smells Nippy to me. Lily’s loss, my gain.

—Stella

I see we’re having chicken salad for dinner, Human Mommy.

Kindly share the good part and not the vegetable part.

—Cosmo

Human Employees have an unfortunate habit of celebrating the weekend early and slacking off a bit.

Don’t allow this!

Sit on your employees if necessary to maintain at least a semblance of productivity.

—Amber

How many pieces are in that bucket, Human Daddy?

And most importantly, how many are we getting?

—Cosmo, et. al.