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The littlest Woofie believes that the nice sunny spot in the window is hers.

She is wrong.

This spot is mine.

—Phelps

The Woofies understand that the fire is mine and only mine…

…as well they should.

—Phelps

Watching the outside with Human Daddy…

…is pretty special.

—Cosmo and Luna

—Finnegan

Stella is the best Woofie to snuggle with on a chilly day…

…due to her soft velvet coat and the impressive amount of heat that radiates from her.

—Lily

Everyone goes on and on about how Xena’s the best Chin Rest.

Personally, I sometimes prefer Sunny as he’s much too polite to move when you’re using him.

—Stella

The Woofies have grown on me, it’s true…

…but it’s not like I want to hang out with the smelly, slobbery beasts 24/7.

I need Me time in my den.

—Phelps

Salmon and asparagus wouldn’t be my first choice, Human Daddy…

… but as I’m obviously STARVING, I’ll take whatever I can get.

—Cosmo

Oooh, the heat of the crackly fire Human Daddy made for us feels good on my entire body…

…particularly on my titanium knee.

—Stella

Has no one ever told you that it is particularly rude to photograph a Cat Loaf who is pointedly ignoring you?

Well, it is. Now you know.

Be sure to fetch me some treats of apology or, at the very least, allow me to take an unusually lengthy promenade outside to make up for the annoyance you have caused.

—Finnegan