Grammy Cat is the best gift giver ever because she tailors our presents to our personal interests.
For example, I love shoes so Grammy Cat got me a pretty pink high heel ornament, which I absolutely will not share with Xena, even though she loves shoes, too.
—Stella
Human Daddy is so good at so many things.
Being our most favored cushion is only one of the areas in which he excels.
—Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Festive Purrs, Amber, Phelps, Darth Vader, Lily, Finnegan, and Luna
Celebratory Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena
Cuddling with my lady Stella is always lovely but it’s particularly so on Dogsmas Eve…
…when you fall asleep to the delicious smell of roasting Big Bird.
—Sunny
Back off, Xena!
Human Daddy’s lap is mine.
—Amber
Ahem, Human Mommy. We are posing over here.
Please do your job and take our picture!
—Cosmo and Xena
The Humans try, but they lack the aesthetic sense of us Cats.
To ensure that your Catsmas tree is up to Feline standards, it is important to inspect it yourself.
Good height, nice color, appealing crotchet Santa at the top, shiny battable baubles, and none of those annoying bells to dissuade us from removing toys from our tree.
Congratulations, Humans! This Catsmas Tree has passed inspection.
Now, scoot it closer. I want to get my paws on Santa.
—Amber
Being late is never in fashion.
Take it from us, two chic, tuxedo-wearing gentleman who make a point of camping out in the kitchen hours before dinner is likely to be served in order to avoid a faux pas.
—Phelps and Cosmo
No, I am not interested in the kibble in my bowl. I want the Temptations on the counter.
How could I be any clearer about this?
—Darth Vader
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 