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Human Mommy, it’s still way too hot!

Can’t you please turn down the outdoor thermostat?

—Cosmo

If it weren’t so hot, I’d be perched in a outdoor tree, waiting for a plump, playful Birdie to fly by.

Fortunately, Human Daddy created this indoor tree for me.

Now, if only he’d supply me with some indoor Birdies, too…

—Finnegan

You know it’s hot when the Sun Worshipping Felines melt inside…

…despite the AC running on max.

—Lily

I thought Labor Day was the end of summer.

So how do you explain the temperatures in the high 90s with a heat index of 100?

Or the fact that your beloved Hound is melting?

—Cosmo

Human Mommy is the worst procrastinator.

She waited until this late hour to post our blog.

Worse, she has done nothing to prepare for my all important 2023 Official Halloween Portrait.

I am distraught and annoyed in equal measure.

—Darth Vader

To be honest, I don’t love getting picked up.

But I do love making Lily, Luna, Stella, and Xena feel jealous because I’m in Human Daddy’s arms and they aren’t.

—Amber

TDIF, Humans! I’ve worked extra hard at being a good Doggo all week long.

I definitely deserve some extra ear skritches and some celebratory bully bites.

—Cosmo

Finnegan believes the new tree is his.

In this, as in so many other things, the young Lion is mistaken.

—Phelps

A proper Cat about town…

…such as myself…

…frequents more than one dining establishment.

—Phelps

How you Humans hope to find life on other planets is a mystery to us Cats.

Not to criticize, Human Daddy, but you and Human Mommy don’t seem to notice even a fraction of the creepy crawlers and occasional rodents that set up residence beneath the stove.

—Darth Vader