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Who goes there?

And what did you bring me?

—Phelps

Happy National Black Cat Appreciation Day to my fellow House Panthers!

Humans, get to work showing your appreciation to your dark Overlords and Ladies!

—Darth Vader

My view is much superior to yours, Human Mommy.

Too bad about the ridiculous clickety-clackety nonsense you have to do for “work.”

—Lily

It’s only Tuesday, Human Mommy, but maybe if you stretch as far as you can, you can reach over the hump.

Oh wait, that’s right. You lack flexibility.

—Lily

But of course there’s a toll to exit the bathroom and a separate toll to enter the room across the hall.

We trust that the Stair Toll needs no introduction.

—Amber

Were you reading that, Human Mommy?

Well, you shouldn’t be.

You should be paying attention to me.

—Darth Vader

We are spending a lovely day in our Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Dog Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Do you know what would make it even lovelier, Humans?

That’s right. Refreshments.

—Sunny et. al.

Managing Human Mommy is absolutely exhausting.

Sometimes, I have to give myself a well-deserved break by warming my tummy on the closed laptop.

Don’t worry, I’m not preventing Human Mommy from working.

It’s not like she accomplishes much while the laptop is open.

—Amber

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’m the only Cat who should use the beloved Sleeping Egg given my appropriate yolk and white coloration.

—Finnegan

The Humans say I can either be in or out.

Personally, I think I can be both.

—Xena