I have heard an ugly rumor that Human Mommy is being called back into the office a few days per week.
This is utterly unacceptable as Human Mommy requires my direct, paws-on supervision to accomplish anything at all.
Her productivity, which was never great to begin with, will absolutely plummet without her Cat Manager.
—Amber
I believe the Groundhog was right.
I detect the first hint of spring on my whiskers.
—Darth Vader
Our Sunday midday snooze is particularly sacred and we are sure we remembered to hang the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door.
So what are you doing in here, disturbing us, Human Mommy?
—Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Luna
This is my box, not Finn’s box.
Since it’s a box, I know Finn wants it, which makes it even better.
—Luna
Had a rough week due to cold temperatures, rain, and someone’s inexplicable refusal to vacate your cave?
Consider taking a restorative vacation on a tropical, isolated island.
—Luna
Territorial disputes occasionally occur when Finn occupies the cave that obviously belongs to me.
Scram, Finn, before I pursue legal action with Uncle Darth.
—Luna
I’m supposedly man’s best friend.
So why did Human give treats to the Meowies but none to me?!
—Cosmo
We at 7 Cats and Counting have just become aware that our Human Mommy’s Human Friend has nominated her Cat, Ella, for the Cutest Cat in America Contest.
We are a bit peeved that our own Human Mommy did not bother to nominate any of us for this honor.
Be that as it may, we are hereby endorsing Ella for the position of Cutest Cat in America.
If you would like to support the democratic process by voting for Ella, click here: https://americasfavpet.com/2024/ella-e577.
Political, Partisan Purrs, Amber, Lily, Luna, Darth Vader, and Finnegan
Human Daddy said he would serve us Kibble “soon,” but it’s been over five minutes and nothing has happened.
Human Daddy has a very different understanding of the word “soon” than us Doggoes.
—Cosmo and Xena
Sunday brunch is a great time to catch up with friends.
Don’t feel bad about a digging into a meal that doesn’t exactly conform to your strict, Paleo, gluten-free diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.
Everyone deserves a cheat day and Sunday is yours.
—Finnegan
