Daily Feline Wisdom

Tummy rubs can and do happen everyday.

But the best Tummy Rubs are Weekend Tummy Rubs!

—Sunny

You have a late afternoon toasty sandwich. I have an empty tummy.

I’m going to stare at you meaningfully until you do the right thing and GIMME SOME SANDWICH.

—Cosmo

I overheard the Humans discussing a Sushi dinner as a Friday night treat.

I wonder if they’ll be joining me at the backyard vending machine.

—Lily

It’s cold and rainy out, so of course I’m hitting the Catnip-filled Fish.

No, I don’t think I have a “problem”…

…other than the fact that it’s cold and rainy.

Why do you ask?

—Finnegan

Be careful gazing upon my eyes, Human Followers, lest you find yourselves decanting a fresh can of tuna or ordering a supply of Temptations online.

My influence extends far beyond my physical presence, space, and time.

—Darth Vader

Giving up is…

…always a valid option.

—Lily

Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!

I love you.

—Xena

The Lion King doesn’t appreciate the constant criticism he receives from the other Cats, the Humans and even the Woofies regarding his fountain-drinking technique.

On hot days, nothing is quite so refreshing as cooling one’s front paws in the fresh fountain water.

The Lion King is right. His critics are wrong.

The Lion King is a fountain-drinking innovator.

—Finnegan

Golf Clubs have Golf Pros whereas the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, has Nap Pros.

Same, same, except for the fact that napping is obviously better than golfing.

—Finnegan and Darth Vader

It’s Friday night!

Take your lady out for a romantic date on the Sleeping Cloud.

—Cosmo