Daily Feline Wisdom

Can you cool it with psp-psping, Human Mommy?

I’ll look at the camera when I’m good and ready.

—Darth Vader

The accomplished Ornithologist lounges in the shade…

…as she contemplates her next feathered snack… erm… object of scientific observation.

—Luna

Of course I’m smiling.

I’m curled up next to my beloved Human Mommy.

—Sunny

On a grey, rainy day, there are many things that you can do…

…but only one thing that you should do.

—Phelps

It’s early Sunday afternoon, Humans, and I have just one question for you.

Am I getting brunch and/or lunch?

I would very much appreciate lunch and/or brunch.

—Cosmo

Congratulations, Humans! You have grown a Cat.

Please note that your Cat Plant does NOT require watering.

You must apply fertilizer, frequently and generously, in the form of Temptations, tuna, and chilled cream to wash it all down.

—Luna

Thank Dog it’s Friday!

Start of your weekend on the right paw with a relaxing flank scritch.

—Cosmo

This is not your laptop, Human Mommy. It’s not even a shared workstation.

It’s mine, all mine.

Now make yourself useful by fetching me a snack of tuna and a refreshing saucer of cool cream.

—Amber

It’s extremely important to warmup for your nightly sleep…

…by performing an early evening snooze.

—Sunny