Daily Feline Wisdom

The Lion King surveys his Kingdom…

…and finds it good.

—Finnegan

Ahem! I’m being gorgeous over here.

Drop what you’re doing and admire me.

—Amber

When the other Guard Dogs are on break, it falls solely on me…

…to ensure the security of the Homestead…

…from every angle.

—Xena

There are good pillows and then there are great pillows.

A Catnip-filled fish is a great pillow.

—Lily

Earlier, I was desperate to come in. Now, I am desperate to go out.

I fail to see why this confuses my door person.

—Darth Vader

Did someone say snack?

I could’ve sworn I heard the magic word.

—Sunny

There’s no wrong way to enjoy a springtime slurp of clear water from the beloved park fountain…

…except for Finnegan’s way.

—Darth Vader

Sometimes the resident Voids combine to create a Super Void…

…and other times we prefer to remain detached, but in each other’s orbit.

—Darth Vader and Stella

Who dares disturb the Boss Cat at repose…

…without a proper tribute of Tuna?

—Phelps

Surely, you’re done working for the day, Human Mommy…

…especially as I have selected the desk chair for my afternoon lounging session.

—Lily