Daily Feline Wisdom

It’s still a bit nippy out, but Thank Cat, the park fountains have opened…

…as they do every spring.

—Darth Vader

Human Daddy, you left my brother and me all alone, to our own devices, for a full day.

Now, upon your return, you smell distinctly of Woofie.

You owe us an explanation.

—Henry, Guest Contributor

The new window seat Human Daddy made us is an excellent spot…

…to enjoy both Guy…

…and Girl time.

—Cosmo, Sunny, Stella,and Xena

It is still sunny outside and there are Birdies but I am stuck inside.

The Lion King is peeved.

—Finnegan

I’m waiting ever so patiently for my dinner to arrive.

My patience is waning.

—Cosmo

I am a loaf but I am a Cat Loaf not a bread loaf.

Cat NOT carb. No good for your sandwiches, Humans.

—Luna

On a grey, cold day such as today, it’s best to curl up sullenly in your favorite window…

…and wait for your Humans to bring you a tasty treat to lift your spirits.

—Phelps

Not all Queens wear crowns, as they tend to crowd our pointy ears.

Crown or no crown, we command respect and admiration from our adoring subjects, as befits royalty.

—The Queen, Guest Contributor

It’s finally Friday.

Time to snuggle up for the weekend.

—Phelps

The Woofies are much too forgiving!

They haven’t managed to give Human Mommy even a minute of Cold Tail since she returned from her lengthy, unauthorized absence.

—Amber