Daily Feline Wisdom

This Catnip-Stuffed Fish of Apology is nice, Human Mommy…

…but you are most certainly not forgiven for your long, unauthorized absence.

–Lily

No matter what, it’s essential to perform your morning stretch routine…

…to loosen yourself up for a busy day of hunting… erm… ornithology.

–Luna

It’s lovely to merge with Stella…

…in a rainbow-enhanced sun puddle.

–Xena

And now Human Mommy is consorting with Grammy Cat’s Puppy neighbor?!

Fritz, Grammy Cat’s Puppy Neighbor

Unacceptable. Utterly unacceptable.

–Sunny and the Pack

Ever have a good vibe going on your fence…

…only to have it ruined by a Woofy woofing loudly?

–Luna

The ugly rumor was true–Human Mommy did abandon us to visit Grammy Cat. But even worse, she is consorting with OTHER Doggoes.

We are not pleased. Not pleased at all.

–Sunny et al

When you are as handsome and well-known as I am, you have to get used to paparazzi everywhere, all the time.

It’s one of the sacrifices of being a CelebriCat.

–Phelps

To photosynthesize effectively, you must stretch out fully…

…to maximize your sun absorption area.

–Luna

I’ve heard an ugly rumor that Human Mommy is abandoning us for more days than I have paws to visit Grammy Cat.

I hope this isn’t true and it’s just an example of what Humans call fake news.

–Sunny

Everyone appreciates the Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat got for Sunny…

…but Stella and I are true Cloudophiles.

–Lily