Daily Feline Wisdom

I’m magnificent…

…and I know it.

–Darth Vader

Human Daddy has headed out to procure foodstuffs, so that means I’m in charge.

Don’t worry, Human Daddy. I’m a great First Officer.

–Cosmo

A weighted blanket is better than nothing…

…but a weighted Panther is far superior.

–Darth Vader

Woohoo! Look at me!

I’m the tallest Doggo around!

–Xena

I am loafing and I am pondering on Feline things…

…too deep and too complex for Human comprehension.

–Phelps

I am nothing but a stone, a harmless, unobtrusive grey stone.

Look, my stone eyes are even closed! Nothing threatening here, Birdie friends.

–Luna

A Great Guard Dog is always alert…

…and ready to bark, growl, howl, woof, and/or wag as necessary…

…unless she’s on break.

–Stella

It’s still a bit nippy out, but very soon…

…it will be Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club weather.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

When you are a Void, it behooves you to seek out other Voids…

…so that you can become, if not a Super Void, at least a Double Void.

–Hope and Roland, Guest Contributors

It’s never a bad idea…

…to extend one’s snooze.

–Sunny